Groomed!

Groomed!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

2.7: Other Things To Consider

OTHER THINGS TO CONSIDER

The 'Other' category can involve a host of lifestyle issues and differences that are difficult to identify before actually living with someone on a day to day basis. And just as difficult to overcome if they're important in someone's list of personal 'comfort requirements.'

Some things, like excessive snoring, belching or farting are obvious. I have never believed, however, that a man should care what his wife does late at night in the privacy of her own bedroom -- just so long as she allows him earplugs and a fan with a three speed setting.

'Other', though, can also involve abstract things such as Amnesia (e.g. "Just who in the hell do you think you are?");  Vocal Impairment (e.g. "Why don't you speak up a little?! They can barely hear you at the end of the street!");  Mistaken Identity (e.g. "Hey, I'm not the g-d maid around here, you know!") and the often completely disregarded but emotionally irreparable Spelunking (e.g. "Oh! So now we've descended to that level, have we?!")


Or, as my father used to say:  'Heh…  you'll find out soon enough."

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